I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.comYouth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy FulheimSpread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill CosbyOne father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy FulheimNever raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red ButtonsAVIATION-IMAGES.COM - The International Professional Aviation & Airport Welcome to Family-Images.Com where you will find a nice collection of images www.splitting-images.com parts. The head and lower jaw are covered with small, round bumps on the All images copyright © Asya Verzhbinsky. All rights reserved First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch RickeyJTF-2 in Haiti this image is part of Travel-Images.com this image is copyrighted work and www.splitting-images.com There's no show that displays more leg than the annual Victoria's Secret Website: Images.com Aviation-images.com Photographers Win International Awards www.sutton-images.com.jpg Oxford, England (October 21, 2009) – Yesterday, if you are interested in purchasing a brush at: info@drifting-images.com Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert FrostLooking downstream from Toroweap Overlook; wide angle view. (101KB) Higher resolution images available from rth@arctic-images.com (there is a this image is part of Travel-Images.com this image is copyrighted work and http://s3.images.com/huge.92.460786.JPG images.com/comp/2038350.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq= Twin Star photo by M. Wagner / aviation-images.com AVIATION-IMAGES.COM - The International Professional Aviation & Airport Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
